How the biggest coaches approach the transfer market
  • Louis Van Gaal: *buys entire new squad, minus defenders*
  • Diego Simeone: I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*
  • Carlo Ancelotti: My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"
  • Jose Mourinho: Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.
  • Brendan Rogers: Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.
  • Pep Guardiola: Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.
  • Klopp: Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!
  • Arsene Wenger: hmmm...
  • Arsene Wenger:
  • Arsene Wenger: I mean he's not even French...
  • Arsene Wenger:
  • Arsene Wenger: *sighs*
  • Arsene Wenger:
  • Arsene Wenger: Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god

"Official: Ter Stegen, who had a back injury, has been given the medical green light and is available for the next game"

Gerard Piqué and Jérémy Mathieu, after the game against Villareal CF


one love,one flag,one team Fc Barcelona!


thetalkingsaint:

micdotcom:

India replaces the Ice Bucket Challenge with the much more sustainable Rice Bucket Challenge 

After seeing the dramatic results from the Ice Bucket Challenge, Indian journalist Manju Latha Kalanidhi was compelled to start something similar, but with an Indian slant. “I felt like doing something more locally tangible. Rice is a staple here,” Kalanidhi told CNN. “We eat it every day, we can store it for months. Why not donate rice to someone who is hungry?”

It’s fairly simpleFollow micdotcom

yes, so much yes


sing-in-the-acid-rain:

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

sing-in-the-acid-rain:

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning


Barça’s latest signings till January 2016. 


  • dude: i`ll be right back
  • me: ok i`ll be center forward


losalbicelestes:

But look at her face

losalbicelestes:

But look at her face



Lionel damn-pale-sexy-legs Messi against Villareal

Lionel damn-pale-sexy-legs Messi against Villareal